It has no visible tag, or any indication its owned by anyone. We are keeping it in our backyard for a few days, as there is a heatwave. We provided the chicken with plenty of water and shade. It is calm and shows no signs of stress, its just pecking around for bugs.
BKBroiler57 on
lajji69 on
If you have the time and space to take care of them, chickens are wonderful companions
Bozlogic on
Finders keepers, a rule older than both the chicken and the egg
AlphaBeaverYuh_1 on
We’ve all heard of the cat distribution system but this is the first time I’ve seen chicken logistics lol
PS-Irish33 on
You live very near chickens actually
Puzzled_Surge on
We have a chicken who visits periodically, I was happy to see her on Christmas Day 😅
GovernorSan on
How do you know you live nowhere near chickens? You may be making some assumptions about where chickens live. Based solely on her coloration, she doesn’t seem like she came from a commercial farm, more likely she is from someone’s backyard flock.
CaptainSaladbarGuy on
I work for a landscape supply company in Southern California. One day a chicken showed up at our yard and lived on top of a stack of pipe for about 3 weeks before disappearing. We couldn’t figure out where the hell he had come from since there aren’t any farms even remotely close around us and the closest houses are about 2 miles away. A month or two after that it was brought up to a truck driver delivering sod to our yard and he said there are farms by their grow fields and chickens get on their trucks all the time. So he was basically a stowaway from a sod farm delivery.
Agitated-Two-6699 on
I wonder if it crossed a road
deadwood76 on
You do now.
HEAVILY_ARMED_CORGI on
Nice cock
ramriot on
Correction, you used to not to live near chickens.
BourbonNoChaser on
Limited quest chain starter!
yblame on
Time to build a coop, nesting boxes, heating lamps, etc.
Or else just ignore it until it goes back where it came from
Bc390duke on
Where are you located ?
Toothpikz on
Your chickens have come home to roost
Fr05t_B1t on
That is a different CDS
user-unknown-404 on
Now I have the urge to play Skyrim.
Mystery-Ess on
Black chicken is the best chicken.
hammerhead1791 on
Did you know chickens can fly. People clip their wings to prevent flying, this one could have missed out on a couple of clippings
warrant2k on
…or do you?
gwmk2 on
Free egg have you seen the recent egg price
Quelonius on
r/notmychicken.
LupusDeusMagnus on
Obviously you do live near chicken.
Stop2Smile on
This is probably the best c*ck photo I seen on Reddit ever…
RiotingMoon on
chicken distribution system
Mcar720 on
Free range chickens sometimes hitch a ride into town. I know from personal experience.
Willowy on
Ok but then what happened? Did you let her in your house? Did she run away?
Internal-Fruit-1482 on
You do now. My neighbors picked up 5 and never knew for a while. No rooster. We get eggs every once in a while.
Trogdordaburninator3 on
Rooster
WordsWellSalted on
Why’d he cross the road though? Is he soliciting a free estimate for vinyl siding because his guys are doing a job in the neighborhood? I have questions
IamBeyondAwesome on
You’d be surprised how many people have 🐓 in their backyard, even in the middle of town. Small coops with just a couple of chickens are super common. You don’t think you live near chickens, but guaranteed you do. 😊 Check with your neighbors.
Kazureigh_Black on
The CDS strikes again. Unfortunately the guy on shift was new. and mildly confused.
MisterLongboi on
Wow that looks like the exact chicken that appeared in my backyard last year. She must be traveling
ProStrats on
Not one single comment on how the chicken matches your decor, and I’m a male (maybe that’s why I only thought of the decor and nothing else?).
Only thinking about it because we are going with a black theme lately as well haha
ResurgentClusterfuck on
A bird on your porch is worth two at Walmart
Mebit on
Bro. That thing can lay eggs. Eggs are expensive. You just got yourself a future nest egg.
gorginhanson on
Cat delivery system had a glitch
Flustro on
Well. You’ve now adopted a chicken (or the chicken has adopted you). 🤷♀️
wundernerd on
chicken distribution system strikes again
PreferredSex_Yes on
He’s traveling and you have no right to ask him where he’s going. He’s not subject to your court
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It has no visible tag, or any indication its owned by anyone. We are keeping it in our backyard for a few days, as there is a heatwave. We provided the chicken with plenty of water and shade. It is calm and shows no signs of stress, its just pecking around for bugs.
If you have the time and space to take care of them, chickens are wonderful companions
Finders keepers, a rule older than both the chicken and the egg
We’ve all heard of the cat distribution system but this is the first time I’ve seen chicken logistics lol
You live very near chickens actually
We have a chicken who visits periodically, I was happy to see her on Christmas Day 😅
How do you know you live nowhere near chickens? You may be making some assumptions about where chickens live. Based solely on her coloration, she doesn’t seem like she came from a commercial farm, more likely she is from someone’s backyard flock.
I work for a landscape supply company in Southern California. One day a chicken showed up at our yard and lived on top of a stack of pipe for about 3 weeks before disappearing. We couldn’t figure out where the hell he had come from since there aren’t any farms even remotely close around us and the closest houses are about 2 miles away. A month or two after that it was brought up to a truck driver delivering sod to our yard and he said there are farms by their grow fields and chickens get on their trucks all the time. So he was basically a stowaway from a sod farm delivery.
I wonder if it crossed a road
You do now.
Nice cock
Correction, you used to not to live near chickens.
Limited quest chain starter!
Time to build a coop, nesting boxes, heating lamps, etc.
Or else just ignore it until it goes back where it came from
Where are you located ?
Your chickens have come home to roost
That is a different CDS
Now I have the urge to play Skyrim.
Black chicken is the best chicken.
Did you know chickens can fly. People clip their wings to prevent flying, this one could have missed out on a couple of clippings
…or do you?
Free egg have you seen the recent egg price
r/notmychicken.
Obviously you do live near chicken.
This is probably the best c*ck photo I seen on Reddit ever…
chicken distribution system
Free range chickens sometimes hitch a ride into town. I know from personal experience.
Ok but then what happened? Did you let her in your house? Did she run away?
You do now. My neighbors picked up 5 and never knew for a while. No rooster. We get eggs every once in a while.
Rooster
Why’d he cross the road though? Is he soliciting a free estimate for vinyl siding because his guys are doing a job in the neighborhood? I have questions
You’d be surprised how many people have 🐓 in their backyard, even in the middle of town. Small coops with just a couple of chickens are super common. You don’t think you live near chickens, but guaranteed you do. 😊 Check with your neighbors.
The CDS strikes again. Unfortunately the guy on shift was new. and mildly confused.
Wow that looks like the exact chicken that appeared in my backyard last year. She must be traveling
Not one single comment on how the chicken matches your decor, and I’m a male (maybe that’s why I only thought of the decor and nothing else?).
Only thinking about it because we are going with a black theme lately as well haha
A bird on your porch is worth two at Walmart
Bro. That thing can lay eggs. Eggs are expensive. You just got yourself a future nest egg.
Cat delivery system had a glitch
Well. You’ve now adopted a chicken (or the chicken has adopted you). 🤷♀️
chicken distribution system strikes again
He’s traveling and you have no right to ask him where he’s going. He’s not subject to your court
When life gives you chickens….
Chicken Distribution System?